Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

  • Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
  • Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
  • Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
  • Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
  • Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
  • Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
  • Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
  • Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
  • Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
  • Translation: I want to have sex with you.

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via mostdappermanatee)

lezbe-friends:

casualfangirling:

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

is this a quesiton or a statement

yes

(via closet-canadian)

regalangel:

thendverse:

youre practically a serial killer youre not supposed to be this cute

I love him so much

(via tankthoughts)

Album Art

tankthoughts:

niggaga:

p33p:

fan-troll:

good-little-homestuck:

im going to fucking cry

please no

im

i’M REALLY HIGH AND I CAN’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH LIFE WHAT IS THIS

No!

…Why does kids bop exist…?

ArtistKidz Bop Kids
TitleThrift Shop
AlbumThrift Shop
exowhore:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

Amsterdamn 

exowhore:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;image

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

Amsterdamn 

(via i-wish-i-were-pantless)